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Thursday, May 13, 2004
I found this interesting http://www.liquidgeneration.com/quiz/images/gambit.jpg 
To link it (the actual code): Tuesday, May 11, 2004
Does this sound like a bad thing?  You are burning What Self-Mutilation Are You? brought to you by Quizilla Monday, May 10, 2004
i stare deeply into my greasy reflection. deep into the eyes that used to mean something. i can feel a gritty reality wrap itself around my tongue. i knock back another shot of vodka and head for the street, armed with a bible and a bullhorn. i spit scripture and well rehearsed words into the microphone. out of the other end come incoherent slurs, stuttering, someone ordering lunch in klingon. fuck it!, i rasp. these people couldn't hear the truth anyway. i collapse on the sidewalk. just another saturday night. Sunday, May 09, 2004
I have no idea on cops and doughnuts. Perhaps genetics. Been busy working. Well, not really working. More like surfing and watching TV and getting paid to do it. Sigh. Has everyone noticed that there is nothing good on cable anymore after about 2AM? Thank God Ms. Cleo was finally executed. But the new infomercials are just as obnoxious. Especially the bullet blender; the one with the hideous lady with the fake cigarette. Makes me scream and scream at the TV until the firemen come up from the back room and shoot me with a trank dart. But where was I? Oh yes, TV. There is nothing on anymore. Been watching a lot of Beverly Hillbillies lately, if that tells you how bad TV is.  Uncle Jed. The head of the clan. Possible Freemason.  Grannie. Just plain scary. Don't let the elderly roam unattended.  Ellie Mae. Token Sex Symbol. I think she is 90 now.  Jethro. Scarier than Granny. An argument for forced sterilization.  Huggy Bear. Confidential Informant to Mr. Drysdale and Miss Jane. Always has his finger on the pulse of the Beverly Hills underworld.
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