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Is this a sherbet fountain which I see before me, the glove puppet toward my shoe? Come, let me share thee.
posted by Non at 6/18/2003 10:42:00 AM

 
the ker-fwapping is at an insane level today. it must be stopped! i think some of them know just how irritating it can be - and fwap even louder. the pms defense worked in court - i wonder if the driven insane by sloppy ho-bags in flip flops defense would work... just put on the fuckin muumuu and look as raggity as you sound. maybe some pearls - you could be mrs. roper! oh, and another peeve - men who wear shorts without socks - and dress shoes! $200 gucci fucking loafers with the little tassels - and whiter than wonder bread legs! add some aviator shades and there you have it! whitey, by definition. who do blacks think of when they're hatin the man? hatin whitey? that guy! (and thurston howell the III, and east coast martini barflies - nasally old politicians) AAAARRRRRGGGHH!!
posted by Non at 6/17/2003 01:50:00 PM

 
"Gritty Kitty ain't so pretty, but it's really thick It fills my cat box oh so snug, it always does the trick I like to rub it on my toes and squish and squish and squish It ne'er offends my tender nose, like a smelly fish Its texture is a joy to me, it's just as smooth as silk It makes my little whiskers twitch, it stays crunchy even in milk I may not be the president, I may not be the pope But as long as I have Gritty Kitty, I shall never mope"
posted by Non at 6/16/2003 05:20:00 PM