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we've got some spray snow that we got on sale - so jd's window is not a problem. we also have a case of instant potato flakes that i can shake down from the roof. we can make them accumulate on the window ledge. in theory we can be out of here by noon. good plan?
posted by Non at 1/16/2003 07:19:00 AM

 
Unusual Psychomotor behavior rigid posture-resists being moved bizarre catatonic posturing (“freeze” with arm in the air, etc.) eccentric, unexplained, and sudden activities undirected restlessness, fitful behavior; pacing and rocking these are a few of my favorite things.... and things that i fear i will develop as the day progresses - if in fact it ever does.
posted by Non at 1/15/2003 08:50:00 AM

 
i miss ruthie.... Ruth Norman, leader of the Unarius cult, was known as Uriel, or Universal Radiant Infinite Eternal Light; she and her husband claimed to be (respectively) reincarnations of Mary Magdalen and Jesus of Nazareth. Over the years she adopted such titles as the Universal Seeress, Healing Archangel, Spirit of Beauty, Goddess of Love, and Cosmic Generator. Her more prosaic neighbors in El Cajon, California, were unimpressed, and referred to her simply as 'Spaceship Ruthie'.
posted by Non at 1/14/2003 02:13:00 PM

 

posted by Non at 1/14/2003 02:05:00 PM

 
apparently hell requires a door card. speaking of doors... i killed one of ours at home last night. i went to the garage to fetch a book that i sold, and the door locked behind me. roomate wasn't home - suspect the cat locked the door. anyway, no coat, id, change. nothing. gathered 40 cents from the floor and tried to jimmy the door with a butter knife. why it was in the garage - i don't want to know. anyway... after a long conversation with this door i decided to bash the knob with a pipe wrench. while this did remove the knob, it did not open the door. apparently i bent something and jammed it into the frame. yay me! so i took the 40 cents down to the payphone by the now closed amoco. payphones! so i called my roomate on his cell phone. no answer. i was just getting ready to kick in the door when he shows up. the cell phone has been in the house this whole time. so, HE kicks in the door and cracks it. now i get to pay for it. yay? he might pay part of it, i don't know. is there a moral to this story? nah. well, if you lock me out in the cold, i just might break stuff.
posted by Non at 1/14/2003 11:50:00 AM