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Thursday, December 26, 2002
boy, this mourning's dreams were way out! i only remember part of the first one, but it involved going on great adventures after work, in a rowboat. a rowboat complete with tv and vcr. i was in charge of finding movies that lasted only 45 minutes to an hour. i don't remember much about the adventures. there was one that seemed like we were going through a funhouse and hotel at the same time. there was a big blue monster, several trolls, and a sword fight or two. everything seemed to have a time limit and it all happened just off the shores of florida. the next dream was stranger still. there were these two witches that were trying to grow bananas. since their house was on a grave site, they dug up the corpses (they were still moving) and put the seeds in their mouths. then they re-planted the corpses and said that they would check on them every 7 hours. one of the witches left and the other stayed and slept in the graveyard. about 10 minutes later the ground rose up and all the corpses were sprouting banana trees and running amok. several of them joined together and made skeletal warriors that stood about 5 stories tall. i gathered up some stuff from home and ran downtown to warn everyone. they were dealing with some other force of destruction that never became apparent. they were loading everyone on to busses and the fbi and other government agencies were involved. i managed to get past most everyone and was hiding in a car when the police found me. i told them about the skeletons and banana trees, etc. they of course thought i was high. then the whole sky downtown lit up. WW2 style bombers were flying over and dropping flares to light up whatever was happening. vendors had set up around the park downtown to take advantage of the crowds. there seemed to be a contest to rid the city of whatever menace was trying to destroy it. one of the streets was flooded and 2 cars emerged from it. rivals apparently in this contest. they didn't seem specially equipped or anything, but they took turns diving and surfacing. there were other dreams, but these are the only details that are even remotely clear. formula over the last 2 days? chocolate, mixed nuts, too much cheese and potatoes, pickled pepperocini right before bed. mix well, let sleep. Sunday, December 22, 2002
really bad star wars pun of the day: Darth Vader talking to Luke "Luke, I know what your getting for Christmas. I felt your presents." i think i have officially gotten old. went to the concert last night with mojo. we stayed for one band, dimiricus. i can't tell you any of the song titles much less the lyrics to any of them. at 8:45, on a saturday night, we were yawning. i proclaimed that i was going to go home to a sweater and nice warm cup of ovaltine. when did this happen?! anyway, i was getting ready to go home when i spotted a video update that i had never visited. lo and behold, they were having the buy 2 get 2 free sale. i scored! mill of the stone women, i was a teenage zombie, the reincarnate, mortuary, girl school screamers, pin, bad channels, and {booming echo}SLAVE GIRLS FROM BEYOND INFINITY! {/booming echo} |