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Thursday, October 24, 2002
here's a doozie. have to get it entered before it goes away. i was preparing for a trip and at some point i inherited a bunch of videos and lps. yes, lps, including several super chicken and other cartoon albums. i was thrilled because i bought everything in one big lot and it was just full of treasures. FC and i were trying to catch a train or bus to some event. missed the first one. we ended up at a university, i believe in bloomington. PG was there and we were going to spend the weekend in this bombed out looking building. there were students there that couldn't afford on-campus housing so they were basically squatters. among them was PG's daughter mora. we were there basically to party, but had to watch out for some kind of campus patrol. at one point we had decided to sit in on a class. it was biology and they kept handing out all these unrelated papers. the lesson was about plants, hard skinned seeds. something called endosperms. i'd heard of angiosperms and gemnosperms before, but this was something new. according to the professor they were like the seeds of chrysanthimums. then mora ratted us out and told him that we weren't students. then things got really weird. we were on the run from the campus patrol. we kept moving around so as not to be caught. PG showed up with a check from her parents for 1.45 million dollars. we all got seperated and were trying to call each other from payphones which the CP kept a close eye on, making sure that all calls were school related. PG and i found the strangest animal. at first glance it was a rabbit with a slit and pouch in it's back that contained a human baby. then it turned into a cat, and had a baby rabbit in it's pouch. we ended up putting it into a wooden cage and then headed for a museum full of artifacts from the titanic. that's when the CP caught up with us, on horseback. i was able to recite the lesson we had in class but that would not satisfy them. i was able to obtain a sword and though i didn't like doing it, i slashed at the legs of the horse. for some reason i could communicate with the horse telepathically and found that it didn't like it's name. this it blamed on the CP. everything flashed forward from there to a series of tv shows like family ties, but with a magician theme and in a foreign language. time kept slipping between the present and the 18th century and just got stranger and stranger till i woke up. |