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Saturday, August 17, 2002
I am 31% Geek  You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing. Take the Geek Test at fuali.com I'm more of a geek than I thought I would be, but what can I say, I guess after seven years of being with Mojo, he has had some positive influence on me. The government rates you, just before they send you to concentration camps for hoarding food. UBER GEEK! My mad skills would make Linus Torvalds shake in his boots. But I seldom, if ever, get laid. Well, there are always the web-cam girls! Take the Geek Test at fuali.com Sigh... If only I had worked for a failed dot.com. Well, I did work for Optisuck. I wonder if that counts.... What a boring day. Here is a link for you people of equal geekiness out there.... Ye Ole Computer Page. Plus, I found a pretty nice search engine. Well, not as nice as google, but at least it looks all purty and junk. Check it out! Kids are going back to school today. Thank God. No more brats walking up and down the street all day while us civilized people are trying to get our rest. But what is amazing is that it seems like a week or two ago that I was writing about summer vacation as a kid. Now vacation is over. I wonder why, no matter how old you get, summer vacation seems to just fly by.... Ah well.... More later, perhaps. I have to work a double shift tomorrow. "Wheeee" and junk.... Friday, August 16, 2002
and my percentage of geekitude? I am 76% Geek UBER GEEK! My mad skills would make Linus Torvalds shake in his boots. But I seldom, if ever, get laid. Well, there are always the web-cam girls! Take the Geek Test at fuali.com
I should learn to pay attentionbbfd220 [23:05]: jackass bbfd220 [23:06]: hello? bbfd220 [23:06]: you there? bbfd220 [23:06]: are you ignoring me? bbfd220 [23:06]: That isn't nice if youo are. bbfd220 [23:06]: I dare not be ignored. bbfd220 [23:07]: I will curse thee to an eternity of visions of a naked Rossane Barr doing despicable things to goats bbfd220 [23:08]: You are ignoring me. I knew it. bbfd220 [23:08]: That really isn't nice. bbfd220 [23:08]: I should turn you in to the civillian authorities and let them handle it bbfd220 [23:09]: I don't think that they would take to kindly to such an insult to such a high ranking official as myself. bbfd220 [23:09]: They, I am sure, would be totally upset at a snubbing of me bbfd220 [23:10]: Are you spanking the monkey? bbfd220 [23:10]: whacking the weasel? bbfd220 [23:10]: Punching the clown? bbfd220 [23:10]: Taming the one eyed trouser snake? bbfd220 [23:11]: Test firing the heat seeking moisture missle? bbfd220 [23:11]: cranking one off? bbfd220 [23:11]: jerkin the gherkin? bbfd220 [23:11]: entertaining Rosy Palms and her four sisters? bbfd220 [23:12]: putting hair on your palms? bbfd220 [23:12]: Tenderizing your tube steak? bbfd220 [23:13]: Taking the little dog for a walk? bbfd220 [23:13]: Hello? bbfd220 [23:13]: this is getting difficult to keep ranting on like this bbfd220 [23:13]: I am running out of smart ass things to say bbfd220 [23:13]: Naked People on More Skinamax bbfd220 [23:14]: Never can have too many naked people on TV bbfd220 [23:14]: Hello? bbfd220 [23:15]: Are you there yet? bbfd220 [23:15]: This has gone on now for ten minutes and you haven't acknowledged my existance bbfd220 [23:15]: That is not nice. bbfd220 [23:16]: I might start to get the impression that you don't like me bbfd220 [23:16]: and that would not be good bbfd220 [23:16]: Then I couldn't forward all that good donkey porn that you like looking at so much bbfd220 [23:17]: with my luck, this isn't even you, it is your mother that has signed on with your account bbfd220 [23:17]: boy will you have some explaining to do then bbfd220 [23:17]: I mean it is not everyday that a mother finds out about her son's infatuation with Donkeys and goats bbfd220 [23:17]: talk about a shocker bbfd220 [23:18]: for the love of god man answer me bbfd220 [23:18]: This is causing my wrist to cramp up typing this much this fast bbfd220 [23:18]: if nothing else think of my poor helath bbfd220 [23:18]: hello? bbfd220 [23:19]: I am going to go to bed shortly if I don't here a response bbfd220 [23:19]: and then where will you be? bbfd220 [23:20]: you will not have the comedic stylings of me to keep you entertained anymore bbfd220 [23:20]: No donkey porn bbfd220 [23:20]: No midgets fisting themselves bbfd220 [23:20]: No transvestite amputees with piercing fetishes bbfd220 [23:21]: No dwarves and their pet elephants with golden shower fetishes bbfd220 [23:21]: No nothing bbfd220 [23:21]: we are going on 20 minutes bbfd220 [23:21]: 20 endless minutes bbfd220 [23:21]: don't make me call 911 bbfd220 [23:21]: or better yet, have Marge do a welfare check on you bbfd220 [23:22]: I am sure that she would love to call and talk to you tonight. bbfd220 [23:22]: think of the fun the two of you could have as you talked into the wee hours of the night, bbfd220 [23:22]: This has been a pretty one sided conversation bbfd220 [23:23]: actually I really shouldn't call this a conversation as that requires the effort of two people to have bbfd220 [23:24]: Now I am sure that you are doing something terribly important that you aren't answering me. bbfd220 [23:24]: are you at work tongiht? bbfd220 [23:26]: hello? bbfd220 [23:26]: what if I was a citizen IM'ing my 911 distress call to you bbfd220 [23:26]: what would become of me then mattkb9uje [23:27]: you sure are being quiet tonight.... bbfd220 [23:27]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! mattkb9uje [23:28]: What? Thursday, August 15, 2002
Wednesday, August 14, 2002
i like to picture my brain as a big mushy pile of spaghettios. all these little rings with bits of information in their centers. neat new brain cells you can eat with a spoon! uh, oh! there's a movie sale going on at the kastle.... check it out! Monday, August 12, 2002
white expo was about what i expected. really over did it with the walking though. ate some over priced fries, went through the "nightmare" ride/house. tried out the fun house. there's a lawsuit waiting to happen. saw the biggest goose and bunny ever at the poultry/lagamorph exhibit. reminded me of night of the rabbits. watched nudist colony of the dead friday. it rocked! still have inky dinky do-dah morning running through my head. i almost forgot about the food! everything you can imagine - on a stick. I kid you not, there was a big sign for "pork butt" on a stick. chicken on a stick, cheesy beef stick, bbq on a stick, etc etc, ad nauseum.... Sunday, August 11, 2002
my radiator is still leaking. crap. changed the other hose on it yesterday. looks like it's leaking from the fitting on the radiator itself. no road trip for me today. my brother is on his way, and we're going to the fair. you know, to point and laugh. maybe we'll visit the cow barn! he could take a picture of me holding up a bun to it's head. we can get some roasted corn on the cob, and cotton ears, and elephant candy. mmmmm. belly ache waiting to happen! then we can go on some throw up rides and visit the fun house and junk. i want to see a good ol' fashioned side show freak myself. i think they all escaped though. |
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