Frothing Rant

Saturday, July 27, 2002
 
i'm here on a mowing high. wheee! put my picture frame up on ebay and apparently sold 2 more books whilst sleeping. saw a really weird movie called the crime element last night. very stylish. reminded me a bit of city of lost children in the color scheme. too red tho. i'm feeling crafty today and must forage for supplies. skipped the o.t. thing today. but oddly found my copy of drawings of ot by einstutzende neubeuten. mojo like job. this good.
Friday, July 26, 2002
 
today as i was driving here, i spotted a curious thing. there was this guy on the corner of 38th and keystone, in a lawn chair getting ready to fish. yes, fish. he had the hat with the hooks, the poles, the cylindrical jug o' bug juice. the works. i'm not entirely sure WHAT he was fishing for. if he's fishing for cars he's ok. if he's fishing for a different kind of tail, he needs to wait till later. crude, eh? oh well. my brother caught a car once. he was practicing his casting in the front yard and hooked a passing wall-eyed gas guzzler. he just stood there as the line ran all the way out and then snapped. when the guy got to where he was going, i'm sure he wondered where that hook came from. not exactly the same as the one of urban legend. i'm sure he still tells the story if you get enough beer in him tho.
Thursday, July 25, 2002
 
i woke up this morning, face down in a puddle of watered down dreams. my hands feel like i've been using a hammer on them to beat counter-time to yoko ono albums. there were lights behind me today on the way here. no doubt a scout ship from the home planet. like most, they realized i was doing nothing covert and flew away. i like soup.
Wednesday, July 24, 2002
 
today tony is enjoying soylsbury steak, super garlicky mashed taties, and peas with cauliflower and onion. this is being complimented by a kool aid jammer of the tropical punch variety. all is quiet in tech. just me and puppy-boy today. and the tumbleweeds. do i dare try to stay til 8 doing overtime? my horror-ific lampshade project is near completion. other than that, nothing to do at home except dishes. they won't break themselves you know. well, maybe. hey mojo... i can still go clicky clicky and see the picture frame. must be bad karma. like one that only carries winger and celine dion.
Monday, July 22, 2002
 
so, the fwap fwap was in full force today. the natives were restless too. all i heard this mourning was how unhappy everyone was and that there were companies in the area hiring. fly! be free! get out and take your negativity with you... dolly and dr. weintag prescribed doses of anti-dramaquine for everyone today. didn't seem to work. oh well. i was told today that i would argue with God. well, probably. i challenge things when they are painfully wrong. no, i don't have an example. the person that said i was argumentative was trying to tell me that even if a supervisor told me to do something that i could get "dinged" on it later. their theory was that the supervisor wouldn't remember. i said i would simply remind them. this is when i was told of my argumentative nature. dribble. piff and dribble as a matter of fact. i'm on storm watch just now. roomate stayed awake long enough for me to get home, then crashed with a loud thud. i'm supposed to keep an eye on things and unplug every blessed or accursed thing if it even sprinkles. can't blame him after that lightning hit we took a few months back. and hell, i don't wanna piss and moan over having no access and being stuck at the library again.
Sunday, July 21, 2002
 
we attempted to do downtown last night. i made it to a parking garage in spite of people crossing against the lights and the car trying to overheat. what i witnessed at the mall itself was frightening. hmmm. i wonder why rappers call ya'll bitches and ho's? too much eye makeup, clothes too tight, party favor hair standing 2 feet above your head... don't get me wrong, there were plenty of scared white trashers in the mix. frosty blue eye shadow was in abundance. maureen and travis never made it to the mall. i ended up coming home and then we went to dinner locally. i was the only fool to brave the city. oh well. nice dinner, then drove around in search of comic book stores- all of them closed. played on the puter and then watched the cops marathon. they had a special on stupid criminals. i love that stuff. was going to go out driving today, then d'cole said walking outside was like a punch in the face temperature wise. maybe i'll go dumpster diving when it tapers off. the lampshade is almost finished and should be posted soon. working on a skull and crucifix rosary too. think i'll call mojo and see if he's finally remembered how to breathe.