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got the CO detector and put it in the garage by the furnace to start. then i'll move it to the kitchen, and eventually i'll just wear it around my neck. hasn't gone off yet. maybe the reunion episode of laverne and shirley will set it off. 85db of disapproval. let's dig up mrs. babbage! or mrs. colchek! i'm chatting on the phone with spraypainted vegetables. he's in the hospitable with a morphene pump. he can juice it every 6 minutes. great fun to talk to. he's watching that 70's show. probably thinks it's current. look at the wallpaper move... snicker snicker.
posted by Non at 5/07/2002 08:17:00 PM

 
so i woke up this morning to squiggle-vision and staggered chunky scenery. my roomate ran the cleaning cycle on the oven last night and i think he made bad mojo. may i moo moo dogface with a banana patch? roomate just came in and says my symptoms are uni-que. last night the cashier's name was michael. he was wearing a pentacle about his neck and a crystal he probably bought at the mall. the mall, they wear crystals they bought at the mall....(animaniacs flashback) i think he noticed my ring as i passed him the mark of the beast aka my kroger card. there was something weird with his eyes. that something that makes you nervous at camp fires. that reflective hollow quality. strange. oh well. off to see why freeservers is pitchin a fit....
posted by Non at 5/07/2002 06:06:00 AM

 
what a long-short day. i was only at work long enough to screw up and fix one order. then off to investigate the "new" stuckey's. hey, my appt wasn't until 4:30, and even with the extra stop i was there at 3:30. it looks like they're not quite done with the building yet. the shell is there and in full operation, but the stuckey's part is not apparent. my dr. waved his rattle and gave me some snake oil. wants me to see an internist for this bp thing. not fair. i'm eating fresh fruit and all my veggies. i walk when i can, work in the yard. i eat LOTS of fiber. hell my bm's are sturdy enough to do an indian rope trick! how's that for sharing? i'm going to the k-roger now. they seem to be selling off the nutrition section this week. i love a baugin.....
posted by Non at 5/06/2002 08:18:00 PM