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Friday, April 26, 2002
today i grajiate from trayning! joy! can't wait to get a semi-perm cube so i can decorate. going to stutz tonight for the tour. depressing sometimes. most everything i see there, i could do or have done. maybe i'll network tonight and get famous for crap i do in the garage. hey! good news. according to an email i got this morning, i can get rid of unsightly stretch marks. coupled with all the ones i get for bust enhancement and penis enlargement - i should be one red hot babe! Went grocery shopping yesterday morning. Saved money by buying some generic cereals. I just can't justify spending the money on name brand, when these are more than sufficient. 
Thursday, April 25, 2002
Bananas in Pajamas, Are Coming Down the Stairs Bananas in Pajamas, Are Coming Down in Pairs Bananas in Pajamas, Are Chasing Teddy Bears 'Cause on Tuesdays They All Try to Catch Them Unawares. BOB THE TOMATO If you like to talk to tomatoes, If a squash can make you smile, If you like to waltz with potatoes Up and down the produce aisle - Have we got a show for you! Veggie Tales...! Broccoli, Celery, Gotta be Veggie Tales! JUNIOR ASPARAGUS Lima Beans, Collard Greens,Peachy Keen Veggie Tales! LARRY THE CUCUMBER Cauliflower, Sweet and sour, half an hour Veggie Tales! There's never ever ever ever ever Been a show like Veggie Tales! It's time for Veggie Tales! i made it all the way to work today without hearing that damned "who let the kias out" commercial. maybe that's a good sign. been losing sleep over training and junk. i'm not the brightest bulb on the planet, but i hope i've absorbed more than i think i have. it's too loud in here today. and the conversations i'm overhearing are inane. bathroom odor, jobless boyfriends, being overcharged at the hospital for kleenex. shut the f*ck up people! you're breathing all my air! Tuesday, April 23, 2002
so this morning i was kicking back with some viewmaster porn and recalling this place we used to go when i was a kid. this was prompted by the good people at the big dumb show on the way here. remember the soooo un-pc sambo's? i remember the kid's menu with the story of sambo chasing the tiger around the tree till it turned into butter. butter that was being used on our pancakes! mmmmm. i am hoping that today is better as far as the brain working, tho i still suspect our furnace is putting out carbon monoxide. come on brain, get me through this! Monday, April 22, 2002
more? yes, it would be nice if this wasn't such a 2 pony show. today in training i demonstrated my idiocy skills. i try not to show off if i can help it. however, today i was a beacon to idiots everywhere. dammit i was slow and stupid today. not just the usual monday stupid, but like holiday stupid. my brain refused to accept any claims training. i would go to do an exercise and it just shut off. the trainer was going through things kinda quickly, but i can usually jog along side. i'm going for ice cream now. i need to complete the whole stupid bloated sack image. wouldn't want to disappoint. today's answers from the virtual ouija board...... are we going to leave before 5? : NO. are we going to leave before 4? : NO. are we going to leave after 5? : NO. are we going home? : YES. in a bag? : it spelled out UNCLEAR. FC, don't worry about the weather, you have ZIM to watch! *YAWN* why can't i get to sleep before midnight on sundays? helped my brother install brakes yesterday. did laundry, mowed the lawn, cooked, etc. just a big chore weekend. must roadtrip next time. Sunday, April 21, 2002
mumble mumble, murmur, murmur. why do most of the voices speak in that whole breathy/whispery way? are they trying to be sexy and mysterious? and that one that's always sighing. what the hell is her problem? |
