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Saturday, February 23, 2002
hi! i'm dolly and i'm new here, kind of. i've been made mention of before but this is my first official posting. i'm a plastic doll head and i have secrets. secrets i may or may not share. i have a cousin named talkie tina. she killed telly savalis in an old episode of the twilight zone. i have other famous relatives as well, like chuckie and chatty kathy. there are a few distant relatives like baby alive and betsy wetsie, but we don't like those incontinent bitches! anywho, i'll be dropping by from time to time to air my dirty laundry, tho i don't have clothes. i hope to warp your fragile little minds real soon. kisses, dolly. hey! i got email back from the family values party. check out this well thought out and articulate response: You have the right to believe whatever you want to believe. You have nice day wow! who could argue with that. really drives home the point doesn't it? i love non-answers. i'm feeling a bit neuro-rancid today. got a call yesterday about a JOB. it's with the evil conglomerate time warner aol. doing customer service. after 90 days we get free digital cable and free earthlink internet. doesn't that just suck? i'm reasonably sure this opportunity was available before now, and they were just waiting for me to print those 70 resumes at the local kinky's. oh well, maybe i'll stuff them in the walls of my perpetually freezing bedroom. i'm in the mood for something unbelievably dark today. tried to quell that urge with comics last night. found a copy of bondage fairies and some other goodies, but it just didn't do it. i need a super creepy fix. something darker than barn of the naked dead or institute benjamenta. maybe a brothers quay marathon.... Thursday, February 21, 2002
today i entered the wonderous world of staffing agencies. imagine my delight when just to submit a pre-application, i had to do math. not hard math, addition, subtraction, division, multiplication. but math none the less. and then there was the sorting quiz, numeric and alpha. plus a proofreading bit. all this just to qualify to be seen by someone to take more tests and see if i'm worthy of maybe possibly acquiring a position in a company that won't even notice or acknowledge me for the first 6 months. i've been in the work force for over 20 yrs, longer than the receptionist has been alive! put me somewhere and give me a check! AAARRRGGHHH! Monday, February 18, 2002
ok, matt found this guy on zie web. lucky him! apparently all you carpet munchers can not only get by with your wicked and deviant lifestyle, but you can contribute money to this guy's campaign fund as well. could you ask for more? i wrote them a letter after visiting their site thanking them for all the enlightenment and asking several questions as well. if you get the time, why don't you visit their site and drop them a note? have a blessed day! The Family Values Party |